Easter - Damn...I'm pissed! No basket?! Argggg, there is always next year. :( Damn Easter Bunny better not forget Steve next year or I might need to make an example out of him/her/it. Poetry - I've been on some weird poetry kick lately. Added another poem or two to the writings section. I honestly can't remember how many. Give me a break, it's 2 am. Tackleberry - I don't like it when people die. David Graf, a character actor best known for playing the overzealous officer Tackleberry in the "Police Academy" movies, died Saturday of a heart attack while attending a family wedding in Arizona. He was 50. There is nothing left to say. Steve. Lyrics - Song titled Randomness added to the complete random listing of lyrical goodness. I need a life - It's official. I'm going to try and get a life. After millions of comments like, "Steve, get a life!" I'm finally going to follow their advice. Don't worry, I'll still update this site, if not more. Now how do I go about getting a life? Steve. Soccer - Ha! Betcha didn't know I played soccer too. We won our game 3-0 tonight. I played decent, and got my first assist of the season. I feel really dumb now because my foot hurts like a mother. I can't have some cool injury like a broken leg/arm...I gotta hurt my foot like a little wuss boy. Email - Some guy...I won't reveal any names (yet) sent me this tonight: For some reason, your website is extremely great (I'm not talking about the rap thing, I'm talking about the pumagod site in general) and sadly I find myself looking at it to check on the rap or junk boys and then looking at other stuff for extended periods of time. Two questions. How do you have time to do so much stuff? and Why is it so great? I have come to the conclusion that you are not only a comedic genius, but that you should be locked up in an institution for the criminally insane. Btw (note the use of the abbreviation) I trust you enough to not visit certain websites that I was warned not to. Oh, and right now I'm visiting mchawking.com. Stuff . . . Not many people will understand the little nuances inside the email but I'm incredibly amused. Off to dream about women (note that I said women, not woman). Steve. Lyrics - Not much going on today. Updated the lyrics section though. Wow! Neato! It finally has content. I need to do something before I go crazy. From time to time I get this urge to be productive and work on something. Thankfully I have plenty of unfinished projects to to dink around on. Steve. We The People... - <-- is a civics program that is taking me to Washington, D.C. for cheap. Very time consuming, but going to D.C. with a bunch of friends is going to rock. Kathleen - Thanks, I appreciate the comment :). No one else probably knows what I'm talking about. I'm amused easily as you can probably tell. Go here. Now damnit. Goodwill - I'm such a loser that I went up to Goodwill just for the hell of it. The pathetic thing was that I went all by myself. I tried calling some people but apparently I'm the only one that doesn't make plans for Saturdays weeks in advance. Ahh screw calenders. I've also come to the conclusion that Goodwill (at least the one in Maple Valley) is utterly useless. There was nothing there besides a few belts and suspenders. Blah. From now on I'm never leaving my house to go bargin hunting. All my shopping will be done on ebay. You like this? Ha! All mine! Keep it real...uhh...yo. Steve. Talent Show - Oh my yesterday may have been one of the greatest events of all time. Two goofy white-boys getting infront of an audience and subjecting them to white-boy rap. Ha! The judges have no love for us though...we were totally left out of the awards ceremony. Ahh, that's ok, we don't really have talent anyway. Ha! We fooled you! We don't have any talent whatsoever! Look! Look! We're not even black! Oh my I videotaped it...now if I could only find a way to put it on-line...hrmm... Till next time. Stevie B. Talent Show - Had rehearsals today. They went well, even though I forgot a couple lines. I just improvised with my mad rap skizills. It was cool, Yeah! Huh! Yeah! huh! Uhh! Huh! Yeah! Huh! Yo davie...yeah! Huh! Your can't rap...worth a darn! You rhymes are really...really bad... I forgot my lines! Uh! yeah! Huh! At this point I rememberd my lines and continued the rap. It was great fun. Afterwards while davie is break-dancing I mentioned something random about having a bbq after our performance with fried chicken and corn-bread. Big mistake. The cordinator came up to us afterwards and said, "Guys, the rap was really...uhm...great and stuff... but someone came up to us and said they were offended by the fried chicken and cornbread comment." Apprently someone in the audience thought we were making fun of southern-people/blacks or something...which we weren't intending to do at all. Ahh, oh well. Now we're just gonna say... We were gonna have a BBQ but it got canceled...so uhm, we're gonna have a rodeo! They'll be hog-tying and maybe even some clowns! Whoa! Either that or we won't say anything. I'll keep you updated in this very important matter. Laters. Steve. beta-a-max - Added a new and exciting short story to the writing section. I wrote this in creative writing class...turned up pretty odd to say the least. Our assignment was to look at a sequence of checks and create a story that would work with the checks that were written. If I had more time I'd like to finish this story. A lot of the middle seems to be left out due to deadlines. Deadlines stifle creativity...too bad none of the teachers at my school buy that excuse. beta-a-max Steve. Cornish College of the Arts - Just got the word from Cornish concerning my department scholarship...and I'm happy to announce that they felt me worthy of a $2000 scholarship. Though not the maximum amount that can be awarded, still a sizable chunk. Weeeee. It's good to know that I haven't wasted 3+ years infront of my computer doing random computer design things for nothing. 'Meh who needs a social life? Anywho, just had to tell some people or I'd explode or something to that extent. Steve. Magazine Update - The magazine I'm designing for my senior project is well under way. My friend Shiloh said she would write something for it so I designed her a couple of pages earlier today. 1 2 Hrm, they look pretty good to me...What do you think? Laters. Steve. Microphones - Ahhh, what did I do without them. Oh how the time flys when I'm fucking around with a microphone. They make class projects so much mroe fun you know. I just bought a headset at target. Only cost me a mere $13. I guess there is one advantage to working at that...place. I hate - Daylight savings time. Losing an hour sucks chode. I hate - Target. I have to work at 8am today. Suck. Target is getting old really fast. It used to be fun to fuck around with the customers, but even that is starting to lose interest. I love - Orange Juice. Enough said. Updates - Added a writing section. Sparse as of now, but I'm sure as time progresses I can dig up some more random stuff to put there. Also, just as a side note: Sliding on soccer turf sucks. I have this huge raw spot on my thigh. 'Meh. Chicks dig scars right? Steve. Updates - Hmmmmmmm, maybe you should check out the art section since it finally exists! Weeeeeeeeeeee. Off to crawl out of my hole and be semi-social. Laters. Steve. Updates - Got the lyrics and contact section up. Also, just a curious question. Think I should create some sort of newsletter type thing. I don't know why people would care, but possibly someone out there will be ammused as I am by what I say/do. Off to school, etc. Steve-o. Talent Show - Looks like I'm finally going to be participating in the talent show. My mom has been trying to coerce me into performing...but I usually find some excuse. This year me and my friend are gangsta rappin'. It's always fun(funny) to watch middle-class white boys rap about coming from the 'hood. My name is stevie-b I got a license to rap my rhythms are funky and my rhymes are phat. When I go out they all shout hurrah and throw me a (high pitch noise) holiday parade. Don't mess with me or you'll get beat I'm a hard thugged-out gangsta from the street. Here's a beatbox mad rappin' machine take it away before I get mean huh! That's enough of that... If you really care, you can always read more in the lyrics section Peace Out Dawg Stevie-B. Updates - I'm liking this layout. I think I'm going to add a feature that you can change the color of the bar on the left, and maybe even the right section. Maybe I should concentrate on finishing the layout and aquiring some content first. 'Meh. Steve. Updates - Added an art section for all my digital stuff and pathetic attempts at drawing, etc. Hope you like, and if you don't, well, fuck off. Don't bother e-mailing me about my work unless: a) you are praising me. b) you are humoring me. c) gasp, you actually have some constructive feedback to give. Steve-o.